Tank'll eat anything...

I got home from school today and the dogs were especially happy to see me. I let them outside for a minute while I grab a snack and then I go back to check on them. Tank is running around the backyard like a crazy dog and it looks like something is attached to his back leg. He storms in the house when I realize that it's not attached to his back leg but its hanging out of his ass! He continues to run around the house while he's being chased by the ginormous paper towel that is hanging out of his butt. Eventually he settles down long enough for me to wrap my hand in a clean paper towel and slowly pull the 4 paper towels out of his bunghole. If you could only see the relief in his sweet little boxer eyes. In honor of Tanks sweet relief, here's a list of other things he's eaten;
1. cat turds
2. chapstick
3. remote control
4. bed sheets
5. used condom
6. tampons
7. pens
8. loofas